Essays
My Katabasis- The sometimes funny story of my pacemaker operation and my battle with the medical bureaucracy
The Brooklyn Dodgers and Me- When I was a small boy in Brooklyn, I loved the Dodgers and made a futile effor to become their shortstop.
My Darwinian Mismatch- How I made my peace with my enlarged prostate.
Paper Towel Wars-Hand drying is not for cowards.